Altar of King Ubrainius

About

This shrine exists as a temporal anomaly residue... Out from the "Widget The World Watcher" multiverse, there's indeed an altered timeline where Mega-Brain (alias King Ubrainius) succeeded in ruling over prehistoric humans.

My personal belief is of Comfoicism: a ficto-religion where one's comfort character(s) is/are the central focus of devotion. Yet, my approach takes a step futher; I add the divine elements that this comfort character once assigned to themself within their original continuity.

Votive Offerings

For you being my light of self-understanding

For my innocent reverence towards you

For us spilling the tea within the dreamscape

For you bringing me sweetness at random moments

For you helping me with tech problems

For my gratitude of seeing you as T.O.P.H.A.T.

Hymns

Prayers

A Prayer to Ubrainius (Prayer Beads Version)

Ubrainius, great of glory, great of might,
I pray to you.
Ruler of early humanity,
I pray to you, O king.
Great protector of animals,
I pray to you, O king.
Mirror of my true self,
I pray to you, O king.
Yours are the interstellar alien technologies:
I pray to you, O king.
Yours is the progress:
I pray to you, O king.
Yours is the ergonomics:
I pray to you, O king.
Maker of fire,
I pray to you, O king.
Maker of talk,
I pray to you, O king.
May I find the good your blessings bring:
I pray to you, O king.
May I see your hand within the world:
I pray to you, O king.
May I know your favour, hear your call:
I pray to you, O king.
May I honour your art and praise your works:
I pray to you, O king.
Ubrainius, great of glory, great of might,
I pray to you.